The Sack Spiral Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Ref: "Number Stidham, that's a flag." Stidham: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stidham will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
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-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.