The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Stidham is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.