The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- The play clock hits zero on Stidham four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.