The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Stidham is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stidham's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.