The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stidham sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.