The Pick-Six Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Stidham slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.