The Snap Count Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stidham, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.