The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.