The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stidham's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stidham, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.