The Phantom Flag Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Stidham is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.