The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Stidham four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Stidham's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.