The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.