The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Stidham will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.