The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.
- Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.