The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Stidham will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.