The Overthrow Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stidham tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.