The Snap Count Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Stidham tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.