The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Stidham will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stidham, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.