The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Ref: "Number Stidham, that's a flag." Stidham: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Stidham is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.