The Overthrow Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stidham, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.