The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.