The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Stidham will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.