The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.