The Pick-Six Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Every deep ball Stidham throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.