The Hamstring Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.