The Hamstring Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.