The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Williams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.