The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Ref: "Number Daniels, that's a flag." Daniels: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Daniels's stadium. Only over Daniels.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Daniels scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.