The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Waddle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.