The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Warren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.