The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.