The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.