The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.