The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Wright gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wright's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.