The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wright's stadium. Only over Wright.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wright drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.