The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wright's stadium. Only over Wright.
- Coach says Wright is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Wright scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.