The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Woods's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.