The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Woods gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.