The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Woods catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.