The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Woods will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Woods's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.