The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Ref: "Number Woods, that's a flag." Woods: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Woods will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.