The Hamstring Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Woods's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Breece Hall
- Colston Loveland
- Garrett Wilson
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.