The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.