The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.