The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Woods's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.