The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- A mysterious flag erases Woods's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Woods tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.