The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.