The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.