The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“The broadcast shows Woods on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.