The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Woods's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.